Quotes by Josh Stern

“We have just been struggling to put runs on the board and the only thing that has been keeping us in games lately is good pitching and timely hitting every now and then.”

“Its always tough to overcome something like that, but the bottom line is we have to hit and score runs give our pitching a chance to hold up.”

“It happens a lot in the middle innings because its the second time through the lineup and everybody has already gotten an at-bat against the pitcher. You feel more comfortable up there, you feel like you know everything hes got.”

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Its not hard to fail...its hard to accept you failed...but once thats out of the way, its pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because youll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

Yknow when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- Its not as easy as it looks...


Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, its a total loss that demands creativity

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack

If life is a bowl of cherries, whats inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Its always darkest before youre blinded by the light