Josh Stern Quotes

Dont be so hard on yourself....thats what a loofahs for

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

Its not that Im ahead of my time, its more that the world is running late

Ive always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

Quotes by Josh Stern