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Quotes by Josh Stern

Dr. Suess said: Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened.. I tell my dates: Dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

Josh Stern

Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings

Josh Stern

Yknow, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Josh Stern

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Josh Stern

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Josh Stern

If youre stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

Josh Stern

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Josh Stern

Women, cant live with them, cant murder/suicide without them

Josh Stern

The only threesome Ive ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1

Josh Stern

Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff

Josh Stern

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

Josh Stern

Never send a Man in to do a Donkeys job

Josh Stern

I hate pulling out... I mean, Im really bad at the whole parking thing....

Josh Stern

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

Josh Stern

To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

Josh Stern

Dont ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

Josh Stern

The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

Josh Stern

Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth

Josh Stern

Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort

Josh Stern