Quotes by Christopher Moore

“The value of the work we do is the value we give to it.”

“It was a catastrophe, of course. We had no clients, no nothing. Nobody understood the idea of doing reproductions.”

“Gallery owners know me, but they never say, Hello, because they dont want other people to know they know me, ... I have a little flag on my head saying, Im the guy doing the fake things.”

“Our artists are very good technicians. They have sensibility and artistic balance. But quite often they lack in creation. I have one artist here in my studio in New York. Shes a good painter, but she has problems of creating her own stuff, of inventing. She can copy from a postcard, but when she has to do other things she has a tough time. She knows it. Not everybody can do great things.”

“Theres one painting that historically would have been better, ... because it was painted at the beginning of the Impressionist movement, and the one were using is painted later. In the script they say, This is a very important painting because it was painted at start of the Impressionists, and thats not really true. It was painted a few years later. But they selected the painting for purely visual reasons -- that they would capture better on camera, that it was more appealing, that it would catch the eye better.”

“In the movie, the painting is supposed to be worth $100 million. No painting is worth $100 million. But for the movie, $100 million is a number that any person can understand as expensive. If you say $50 million nowadays, its not enough.”

“I did the one with the big butt. They said they want something that looks like a Renoir with the face of a 19th-century painting, so we had to do a grotesque painting. It was done in four days.”

“Collectors say, I hate reproductions. Its awful. Why would anybody do that?, ... Thats what they say officially. But behind the scenes they use our copies. On the walls they have our copies. All their paintings are in vaults.”

“The African-American Freedom Trail: From Slavery to Freedom in New York City”

“I dont expect you to have any leniency or even believe a word I say. I have to stop lying to myself.”

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

People, generally, suck.

If you think anyone is sane you just dont know enough about them.

It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”“There you go, you got it.”“Got what?”“Sarcasm.”“No, I meant it.”“Sure you did.”“Is that sarcasm?”“Irony, I think.”“What’s the difference?”“I haven’t the slightest idea.”“So you’re being ironic now, right?”“No, I really don’t know.”“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”“Now you’ve got it.”“What?”“Sarcasm.

Theres some heinous fuckery goin on mon.

Shes so small, yet she contains so much evil.

I love you above all things, even pie.

Ive seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.