Quotes by Will Rogers

To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesnt go up dont buy it.

AH I know is what I see in the papers.

So get a few laughs and do the best you can.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Im not a member of any organized party Im a Democrat.

More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.

We cant all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

We cant all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you dont know when its through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well thats memoirs.

Rumor travels faster, but it dont stay put as long as truth.

Its not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

An economists guess is liable to be as good as anybody elses.

We dont seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?