Quotes by Will Rogers

Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to impress people they dont like.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldnt have to advertise them.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldnt have to advertise it.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. Thats one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Even if youre on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes because thats where the fruit is.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

“If you want to be successful, its just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.”

“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”

“Do the best you can, and dont take life too serious.”

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”