Quotes by Will Rogers

I never met a man that I didnt like.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and thats an alibi for my ignorance.

Do the best you can, and dont take life too serious.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

You know, everybodys ignorant, just on different subjects.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

If you want to be successful, its just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

you cant say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one thats out always looks the best

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

There are men running governments who shouldnt be allowed to play with matches.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.

An ignorant person is one who doesnt know what you have just found out.