Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Old Age homes are civilizations dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

A celebritys body is an advertisers canvas.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.

Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.

To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.

Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.

An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.

Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.