Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by the majority is still senseless.

A black man who draws a black person with big lips is called observant. A white man who does the same is called a racist.

Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.

Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes financial security in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Mr. Right is usually two or eight men.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.