Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

When a mans bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his womans body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Self-employment killed the weekend.

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.