Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

A good man is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your preferred gender would result in *love at first sight.*

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.

Opinions of the masses kill the extra in an extraordinary idea.

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.

With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.

To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.

A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.