Quotes by Craig Ferguson

“If youre frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then youll go, Well I see. Thats like bein frightened of a hampster.”

“This job has explained to me who I am -- Im not kidding, ... I always knew I was an actor, but kind of not. I always knew I was a writer, but kind of not. I knew was a producer, but kind of not. Its really a peculiar confluence of skills and experiences that put you in the right position to do this job. But I know now what I am. Im this. Whatever this is. Now that I know this its really helped me in my life.”

“Its totally free. It is the complete freedom of performance, ... The first time (the monologue is) performed is when you see it on TV, and itll never be seen again. Its pure TV. Bam! Its there, and then its gone.”

“Its clearly yen positive, especially when China is gradually allowing the yuan to appreciate day by day.”

“The prospect of an interest-rate-hike lifeline for the currency has become even more remote. The coming week will be the most important for the currency of any in the next three months.”

“If it doesnt work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.”

“Thats one of the reasons why we think the U.S. dollar probably should strengthen going into the Fed meeting toward the end of the month.”

“Fridays turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.”

“We wanted something different this year. Were still keeping the musicianship, as opposed to it being a jam band fest. Theres also a lot more standard bluegrass acts and weve never had an act like Bobby McFerrin before. You dont have to be a bluegrass artist - you just have to be a great artist to fit in at Telluride.”

“If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.”

The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone elses.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

People talk to old people like theyre children.Oh youre very old arent you? Yeah Im old. Im not stupid.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.I do have a knack for finding great women.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

Ive got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the foods in the oven. And Im in the bedroom performin self lovin.

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.