Quotes by Craig Ferguson

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

“He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. Its just a pitch that you missed, and youd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we dont.”

“Ive got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.”