Quotes by Bill Hicks

Im not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: STRATFORD SUCKS! Am I supposed to run after these guys? Id just stand there, you know. Theyd back up. STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS! Id say, I know. I go there. Youre wasting gas, man.

I loved when Bush came out and said, We are losing the war against drugs. You know what that implies? Theres a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

Its all about money, not freedom. You think youre free? Try going somewhere without money.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious.

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Music is a great energizer. Its a language everybody knows.

Women priests. Great, great. Now theres priests of both sexes I dont listen to.

If youre so pro-life, do me a favour: dont lock arms and block medical clinics. If youre so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

I hate patriotism... I cant stand it. Its a round world last time I checked.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I dont know one child with a full time job and children.

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

“The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions Gods infinite love. Thats the message were brought up with, isnt it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.”