Quotes by Will Advise

Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..

A river starts by longing for the ocean...

I sometimes go to a mythical place called workplace, where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

Ill catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until theres nothing left.

If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintzs secret invisible recipe that I stole.

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, thats not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

“The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.”