Quotes by Will Advise

Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activities like writing, reading, and sleeping.

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but wont tell. So don’t even ask.

Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then youll see, there is no queue.

Starlight is best felt at noon...

I dont sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I cant hear, see, or feel anything.

The morning sky is a thought of the stars.

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they dont flutter, but run away instead.

If Jarod Kintz was a cat, hed stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.

Nostalgia is a longing for your home.

The fastest way to go home is to be home...

To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.

I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.

Theres nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyones day, week, month, year, decade, or life… Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and have some marinated pork-chops on your person, to lure unsuspecting dogs in close proximity to it, but since dogs don’t really have lives - by using this specific method of torture, you can only improve the remaining few seconds of their existence.

Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-cant. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...

A smile is not to take, its given.

Love can be found mainly amongst stars

If I were offering hip replacement services Id use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, to replace the missing spoke in your wheels.