Quotes by Will Advise

Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.

Whats writ is whats read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home.

IQs are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldnt, because the line is invisible.

Trees are where Nature has simply begun

Rain is the purest of natural happenings.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. Id take half an argument over half a silence any day. And Id take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless its Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone were Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck to achieve what no man has ever done before – namely melt the ice in a wax figure’s beaten heart that was chopped off and hidden 50 meters under the polar ice caps in Alaska, to protect it from feeling.

To love one must focus ones heart on another.

A heart is all that didnt get removed.

Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. Thats all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that hes dead and gone, hes a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…

To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,by what cant be it must be challenged...

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only Im stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

Id like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as Id also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.

A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered.

Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the meaner meant. And thats what #politics is all about - misreading.

Ill make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and Im sure no one will buy it, because everyone will have mastered that already by the time I gather enough moronism to process it into digestible upgrade instructions for your average village cyborg-idiot.

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it does for most people, judging by the current content circulating the social networks everywhere, except North Korea, where they don’t have any internet to speak of - at some point the Japanese robots, for which a market niche is currently being developed, with no concerns on how they should be designed to act in society or outside it - will have no choice, but to take everything over, to preserve us from ourselves…