Quotes by Matthew Heines

Wisdom of the Ages: Brian Williams Week Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month leave I wonder if he will be Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

Wisdom of the Ages: Brian Williams This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think hes gone too far. Unfortunately, I cant put a cover of my book My Year in Oman with Mr. Williams picture on the cover.

Wisdom of the Ages: Look out Below! Air Asias catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: Forgiveness Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: Humility If you dont have it, youre gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages: Women Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, Strong women make strong men.

Wisdom of the Ages US News Media If the devil is the father of all lies, isnt the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

Wisdom of the Ages: Presidents Day One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

Wisdom of the Ages Unsuccessful Town Slogans Sequim (WA)- We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages: Government Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages: Unsuccessful pick-up lines My parole ends today, lets celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: National Symbol With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldnt our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?

Wisdom of the Ages: Valentines Day Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

Wisdom of the Ages: Brian Williams Week Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

Wisdom of the Ages News People Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.

Wisdom of the Ages: Virtual Reality A fairly plausible explanation for the abundance of Virtual People running around these days.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: Tom Bradys balls Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Franciscos market share.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: Wilson or Brady? The writing is on the ball...

Wisdom of the Ages: Rainier A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahawks and Super Bowl Topics. Tomorrows Topic: Tom Bradys Balls.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: Unger Games If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, youre gonna go Unger-y.