Quotes by Howard Stern

“Im sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I dont think theres any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.”

“I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.”

“You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.”

“That yenta Barbara Walters, shes nine-million years old.”

“Its no treat being in bed with me.”

“Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.”

“It is pretty shocking that governmental interference into our rights and free speech takes place in the U.S., ... Its hard to reconcile this with the land of the free and the home of the brave. ”

“Does it make you nervous for you to talk to me?”

“My energy level is through the roof and Im excited about it, ... Its something new and exciting and unique and it allows me to do what I love doing.”

“Theyve come up with some sort of fine or something, or some sort of Notice of Apparent Liability, theyre after me again, ... I dont care how many times, as long as they dont come after me personally.”

“You havent come with me yet? How dare you? Were up to wild, crazy stuff; the show has never sounded better.”

“I actually wish Rosie a lot of luck.”

“The New York Times list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editors choice. It sure isnt based on sales.”

“We are busy planning the launch of the channel, ... I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.”

“It has been one big nightmare the last couple of years. I lost my joy for radio.”

“Janet Jacksons breast has gotten me into a whole bunch of trouble.”

“Im in a war, a cultural war.”

“Radio stations are deathly afraid of the religious right... and Michael Powell.”

“I have heard from satellite companies about going to satellite and I am giving it lots of consideration,”

“[Stern left open the possibility that he could one day be satellite-bound.] I think satellite radio may be the future, not because the quality of music is better and not because there are less commercials, ... What satellite promises to someone like me is no censorship.”