Quotes by Howard Stern

“Ill still have to get up at 5 a.m., but its a four-day work week over there, so thats nice.”

“Barry, how do you know so much about music?”

“Our radio stations are scared, ... I mean, its hard for them, theyre in it alone. Im telling you, and if you enjoy the show, you must go out and support our sponsors.”

“[Earlier, he had wondered if he should even talk about the controversy.] I could blow my stack, but ... , ... A caller used the N word, and I hung up on him.”

“I cant even tell you whats going on. I learned about this last night,”

“consistently avoids me and avoids answering my questions.”

“Yeah, OK, Michael, ... Thats why Ive received the largest fines in history.”

“I dont take this personally, ... I dont think that you personally hate me. I think what youve been doing is dangerous to free speech. I dont think just against me, I think things have gotten way out of control.”

“Ive talked trash about Bubba in the past and hes talked trash about me, ... But theres something bigger going on now.”

“I think people of lesser talent will become stars.”

Im sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I dont think theres any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

I wanted to go hide. I wasnt looking to be more famous, Im famous enough.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good.

If youre a Christian you dont sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if theyre happy and theyre committed in a relationship.