Quotes by Erma Bombeck

Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.