Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

“Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.”

“Now,Im no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. Theyre tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what theyre saying and that boosts your health and happiness. Knock Knock... Whos There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie. And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.”

“Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.”

“True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.”

“I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.”

“The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.”