Quotes by Doug Larson

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”

“Not only does the English Language borrow words from other languages, it sometimes chases them down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and goes through their pockets”

“Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management”

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”

“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk.”

“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”

“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”

“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.