Quotes by Chris Rock

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

Theres some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because Im famous.

I love being famous. Its almost like being white.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I think my best work is when Im kind of in charge.

The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that werent rich were paying for their hair. When youre in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebodys paying five grand for a weave, thats a bit much.

President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.

You dont pay taxes - they take taxes.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. Ill say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.