Quotes by Amy Sedaris

“I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.”

“You know when you watch old movies, its always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.”

“Im not a first-place person.”

“I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think theyre attractive.”

“Im satisfied just thinking of the idea.”

“It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings werent really that high.”

“Its all about process to me - as long as its fun to me, I dont care about the final product.”

“Its driving me crazy! Its awful. I saw four last night during the Academy Awards. Four little baby mice running all over my apartment.”

“My characters always like themselves.”

“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.”

Dont leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

My mother always said Dont bother other people. I think thats good advice.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Dont answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think youre joking.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I dont mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. Im not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

I think its good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

Theres humor in everything. Theres gotta be humor in everything.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like youre stupid.