Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I have always wanted a bunny and Ill always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that Im gonna do it, and Ill see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasnt doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where youd get your supplies, and then youd use your imagination.

You think in a different way when you dont have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I wouldnt call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because Im such a homebody, its important to be surrounded by things I love.

I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someones yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.

“Dont leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”

“Dont answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think youre joking.”