I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people.

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet...

It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is -- yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it -- they bail.