Quotes by Yeardley Smith

“Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So heres the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I wont ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.”

“You know, you are not born with a soul. You earn it with suffering, hard work and prayer. Which hopefully you did last night”

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.