Quotes by Wanda Sykes

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, youre not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. Im exercising my right while I can, dammit.

Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - This is ours! This belongs to us. You cant just talk about equality for somebody else. Lets pass it on. Lets pass it on to somebody else. At the end of the day, it is all about inequality.

The government shouldnt be involved in this because its very simple. If you dont believe in same-sex marriage, then dont marry somebody of the same sex.

Its hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.