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Quotes by W.C. Fields

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W.C. Fields

If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

W.C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W.C. Fields

Everybodys got to believe in something. I believe Ill have another beer.

W.C. Fields

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

W.C. Fields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W.C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, Id live over a saloon.

W.C. Fields

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

W.C. Fields

I like children. If theyre properly cooked.

W.C. Fields

I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. Thats the one thing Im indebted to her for.

W.C. Fields

Im free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.

W.C. Fields

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

W.C. Fields

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

W.C. Fields

You cant trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

W.C. Fields

Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.

W.C. Fields

“If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”

W.C. Fields