Quotes by W. S. Gilbert

If you wish in this world to advance Your merits youre bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it And blow your own trumpet Or trust me you havent a chance.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think hes a dirty little beast.

Perhaps if you address the lady Most politely most politely Flatter and impress the lady Most politely most politely Humbly beg and humbly sue She may deign to look on you.