I want something real. Something that leads to something more than sex.
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Shes been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon.
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Sorry! I didnt mean to say that, I mumble into the pillow next to her head.Oh.No! I mean, I meant what I said. I just didnt mean to tell you.
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Congrats, buddy. Its going to be hysterical seeing you try to parent. Youre a disaster.Thanks, asshole, he says, but hes smiling because he sees the humor in my expression.I hope its a girl and she grows up to be hot like her mom because thatll make it even more hysterical, I added and chuckle. Youre going to have to buy a baseball bat to keep the boys away.Oh God, dont even joke about that, he warns.
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I scan the room. Bunnies are always the most plentiful in Canadian cities so Im not shocked that the Vancouver hotel bar is flooded with them. A very cute blonde smiles when our eyes meet. I raise my beer at her as a hello but cut off any further interaction by turning back to Jordan. Ive probably fucked half this room already, I reply since I recognize a few of the pretty faces. Im just taking a breather right now. Im sure one day soon Ill feel like conquering the other half.He chuckles and shakes his head. And here I was thinking maybe our little Alex was growing up.
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