Quotes by Ty Burrell

And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.

Theres lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, its an inspiring rally point.

A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because theyre so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arms length. They can be really funny, but theyre not really nourishing.

My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while the IT gal figures it out.

I think once I fail enough as a dad, Ill be looking for help wherever I can get it. I just need enough time to screw things up and then Ill start looking to TV dads for advice.