Quotes by Trey Parker

“Saying goodbye doesnt mean anything. Its the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.”

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the markWhen he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the pointAnd thats an awful lot, girl. And now, now youve gone awayAnd all Im trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schoolHe was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger partHes way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smileand that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor suckedjust a little bit more than I miss you.

Love isnt a decision. Its a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

The basis of all reasoning is the minds awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.

We (libertarians) find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

If we have a great idea, well go, Oh, this could be a cool movie. Or really for us, its more like, Oh, this is a really bad idea. Lets do this. This seems really stupid.

So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact.

If youre famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans dont.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

I grew up with the religion of Star Wars, frankly. Thats when I realized there is something bigger out there... and its called The Force.

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one Ive ever heard is, Yeah, theres this big, giant universe, and its expanding, and its all going to collapse on itself, and were all just here, just cuz. Just cuz. That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

Saying goodbye doesnt mean anything. Its the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Even if youre not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.