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Quotes by Tracy Brown

“IF I COULD FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE WHY WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?”

“WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF SUPERCALAFRAJALISTICEXPEALODOCIOUS BECAUSE i THINK I GOT EM ALL.”

“WELL IVE SEEN MORE HAIR ON A BABYS BOTTOM.”

“I WASNT WORKING THATS HOW I GOT BROKE.”

“UNDER MY SURFACE IS MORE SURFACE, BUT I AM VERY GOOD AT SHALLOW RELATIONSHIPS.”

“LIFE IS AN OYSTER AND YOU ARE ITS PEARL.”

“WHILE YOU WERE DOWN UNDER THE TABLE SEARCHING FOR TABLE SCRAPS THE FEAST WAS ON THE TABLE.”

“IF I KNEW WHAT TO DO I WOULD BE TELLING YOU TO DO IT.”

“ODORS ARE ALWAYS OF QUESTIONABLE PARENTAGE AND NEVER OF NOBLE BIRTH.”

“WE ARE THE PROFITS OF PRIME TIME OUR ORACLES WERE TV GUIDES WE NEEDED THE RIGHT TIME AND CHANNEL CAUSE WERE DYING TO SEE WHOLL SURVIVE.”