“IF I COULD FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE WHY WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU?”
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“WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF SUPERCALAFRAJALISTICEXPEALODOCIOUS BECAUSE i THINK I GOT EM ALL.”
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“WELL IVE SEEN MORE HAIR ON A BABYS BOTTOM.”
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“I WASNT WORKING THATS HOW I GOT BROKE.”
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“UNDER MY SURFACE IS MORE SURFACE, BUT I AM VERY GOOD AT SHALLOW RELATIONSHIPS.”
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“LIFE IS AN OYSTER AND YOU ARE ITS PEARL.”
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“WHILE YOU WERE DOWN UNDER THE TABLE SEARCHING FOR TABLE SCRAPS THE FEAST WAS ON THE TABLE.”
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“IF I KNEW WHAT TO DO I WOULD BE TELLING YOU TO DO IT.”
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“ODORS ARE ALWAYS OF QUESTIONABLE PARENTAGE AND NEVER OF NOBLE BIRTH.”
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“WE ARE THE PROFITS OF PRIME TIME OUR ORACLES WERE TV GUIDES WE NEEDED THE RIGHT TIME AND CHANNEL CAUSE WERE DYING TO SEE WHOLL SURVIVE.”
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