Ah women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
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Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
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You really are young, arent you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—peoplell say anything in the heat of the moment.
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And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.
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What is it about men, anyway? You cant live with em and the law frowns on neutering them. Its not exactly a win-win situation.
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It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.
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Ive been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward.
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Be good. Itll be a new experience.
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You dont talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.
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Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anywhere you go.
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Ah, Macy Joleen OJames, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when youre happy and hold you when youre sad and--hell. I dont even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?
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