Quotes by Stuart Murdoch

I went to a foot specialist recently and she said:Youve broken a bone, its healed funny.What can you do?Not much.She strapped me up though and thats the reason my foot is hurting, because the strapping gave me cramp.When Im about to die Im going to head ti a swamp so I topple in when the time comes. In 50,000 years when they dig me up, pretty well preserved, the scientists will have to work out what sort of life I led from my bone structure, teeth and whatnot. Maybe Ill be clutching a Felt record or something to give them a clue. Theyll look at my foot and say: This man broke a bone and its healed funny. And theyll look at the Felt record, analysing the grooves with a Groove Analyser and theyll say: He was obviously in an indie band and one day the pressure got too much, and he booted a wall. And they wouldnt be far from the truth, those crazy scientists.