Quotes by Steve Martin

“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

“Ive got to keep breathing. Itll be my worst business mistake if I dont.”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”

“I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.”

“You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies - all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies.”

“There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.”

“Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference whats happening out there. Its how you take it that counts.”

“The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesnt.”

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

“An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.”

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

Be so good they cant ignore you.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.