Quotes by Steve Kluger

Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and dont give up, sooner or later youre going to find Mary Poppins.

Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesnt necessarily mean theres any attraction.

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer thats crashing.

Papa, Im ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. Im not a child or a baby anymore, so Im allowed to speak my mind. And if you dont wish to hear it, just tell me so and Ill go into another room-but Ill speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as Ive never wanted the diplomatic corps and Im going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.

We make families of our own, Travis whispered in my arms on the last night we spent together. It starts with you and me and then it spreads. And whatever happens, there’ll always be a part of me that’s part of you. No matter what.

After youve spent four years kissing somebodys perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.

Mr. Herbert DemarestAlexander Hamilton Jr. High2236 Bedford AvenueBrooklyn NYDear Mr Demarest, Then why dont you give him Withering Heights? At least Heathcoat knew how to kick some ass.Chas. Banks3d Base

If I werent so depressed, Id kill myself.

Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.

Augie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C. Not everybody. Theres a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesnt know yet.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.