Quotes by Simon Jenkins

“We collect them partly out of mischief, ... but also to encourage churches to stop making an ass of themselves.”

“[In a comment entitled] To say we must stay in Iraq to save it from chaos is a lie ... They told you Britain must invade Iraq because of its weapons of mass destruction. They were wrong. Now they say British troops must stay in Iraq because otherwise it will collapse into chaos. ”

“But the worst I think is the racism,”

“We want to allow freedom of speech as far as possible but we cant allow that sort of thing.”

“It has blown everything out of the water. It is four times the number for our previous project, an Internet Noahs Ark reality game show.”

“We are not replacing church, we are adding really.”

“Given that her mother lived to 101, the Queen is clearly in for the long haul. Therefore the Prince of Wales must simply wait. We can only wish his mother all health and happiness and get used to the fact that British heads of state will, in future, be very senior citizens.”