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Quotes by Shrek

“Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Oh, this would be so much easier if I wasnt color-blind!”

“Hey, Im no ones messenger boy, alright? Im a delivery boy!”

“Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!”

“Youre so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, youre afraid of your own feelings!”

“I have to save my ass.”

“Beauty and the Beast.”

“Shark Tale,”

“celebrity marriages, they never last do they!”

“1.Im an ogre, doesnt that bother you? 2. No.”