Quotes by Seth Green

“I certainly appreciate the national love of The Italian Job, and its completely warranted. But I dont feel like our movie will compromise anybody elses. Because even if you hate this version, youve still got that one.”

“Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny.”

“Theres no greater way to gain an audiences sympathy than by being unfortunate.”

“All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.”

“I think theres a tendency from the people who are in a position to create material to try and capitalize on what they believe to be a trend, ... and the only trend here is the fact that these kids are getting older and having money to go see movies.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.”

“He is probably the highest-paid animal actor there ever was and you know, I knew he was going to be a big star, I just did. Its kind of inevitable,”

“Ive worked on some really fun movies with some really creative and fun people and this is the most talented ... group Ive ever worked with. We just had such a great time. The stuff you see in the movie is 30 percent of what happened. I wish that we had been filming it all the time because it was so much fun,”

“Its the hottest thing to hit in 10 years!”

“I love it! Its a lot of fun.”

Theres no greater way to gain an audiences sympathy than by being unfortunate.

Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny.