Quotes by Scott Thompson

“In France, everyone speaks French cause they think its cool. Gives em, gives em an excuse to smoke.”

“What is love but an allergic reaction to the proper lighting!”

“Everybody started jumping around,”

“I first swung a club when I was four, but last year is when I really started playing a lot,”

“It hasnt been acted on by City Council yet, but everything has indicated it will have a positive outcome. Were helping the city, and the citys helping us out.”

“It ended up being a mutually beneficial situation.”

“We have a really great team and we are excited about this opportunity to help people who have been devastated by Katrina,”

“We dont want a manpower shortage here,”

“Theyre a great side and like I said theyve run into a bit of form now and its a big challenge for us,”

My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.

The water cleansed his soul of the clutter and junk he had acquired through advice from those who were loud, but wrong. Many who had claimed to be wise had filled him, like so many others, with fear, hate, and judgement - all emotions that could not be carried be carried into Eternity.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than Americas and juicier than Britains. I think its a cross between the two of them, really.