Quotes by Scott Baio

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, Id zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

Its a werewolf movie with Christina Ricci, and it was a chance to work with some good people. But playing yourself is always fairly risky because you gotta watch how you goof on yourself.

I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean em inside and outside. Im very touchy about cars. I dont want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean?