Quotes by Scarlett Johansson

“If youre comfortable with yourself, then its sexy. Maybe people think I look sexy because I feel sexy. I am a very liberated person that way. Im very comfortable with my sexuality, my body, my face - well, sometimes Im not comfortable with my face, but its stuck there and theres nothing I can do about it.”

“I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I dont want to be an old hag. Theres no fun in that.”

“I hope they make a video game of me. At least I wouldnt have any cellulite then.”

“Its a lovely, lovely place to come and visit and the shopping is fantastic. Im very happy to be here. I have been here for five weeks and Ive done a lot of shopping. I think I need to buy another suitcase.”

“Hi, weve just gotten into a car accident, um, were way in Disneyland Drive.”

“Uh, Disneyland Drive right on the entrance to the 5 Freeway . . . actually we pulled off to the side but, unfortunately, we have a bunch of paparazzi cars also following us.”

“I said, Women dont normally sleep in a bra. I cant wake up in this scene wearing a bra, its ridiculous,”

“Ive never had sex with Benicio Del Toro in a lift. It was a sarcastic quote that I unfortunately gave to a journalist. I said: Apparently, Benicio Del Toro and I had sex in an elevator. He printed it, then all the tabloids took out the word apparently. Ill be answering that question for the rest of my life.”

“Unfortunately, we have a bunch of paparazzi cars following us,”

“Iron Jawed Angels.”

Claims have been made that Ive been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers Ive never met, eating sprouted grains I cant pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 53 frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. Im a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, Id have to part with both arms. And a foot.

I try to stay fit and eat healthily, but I am not anxious to starve myself and become unnaturally thin. I don’t find that look attractive on women and I don’t want to become part of that trend. It’s unhealthy and it puts too much pressure on women in general who are being fed this image of the ideal, which it is not. I think America has become obsessed with dieting rather than focusing on eating well, exercising and living a healthy life. I also think that being ultra-thin is not sexy at all. Women shouldn’t be forced to conform to unrealistic and unhealthy body images that the media promote. I don’t need to be skinny to be sexy.

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

Its a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.