“Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but its the middle that counts. You have to remember this when you find yourself at the beginning.”
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“The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells -- and he smelled real nice.”
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“Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up”
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“I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. Thats something that I think you cant ever get enough of and, if its done well, its great. When its bad, its horrible.”
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“Theres something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.”
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“Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a bus movie.”
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“I didnt know Bacardi should be mixed with anything so I just drank it straight. My mom took me to hospital because she thought Id taken drugs.”
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“I didnt realize this year was going to be as full as it was, ... Im tired.”
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“OK, we have three chocolate chip cookies. Big score!”
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“I am angry all the time,”
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
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I was afraid of being a failure, of not having the best time or of being chicken. But every year I get older I think, What was I fearing last year? You forget. And then you move on.
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I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices were supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone elses idea of our happiness - what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, Just be happy - go be a cobbler or go live with goats.
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You dont have to give birth to someone to have a family. Were all family - an extended family.
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You dont have to give birth to someone to have a family.
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I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. Im learning how to do basic wiring.
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Im a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether its bad or good.
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Free is the best. Anything free is good.
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I always said if it gets to a point where I really want a child, I would adopt; kids are amazing, so Im getting the selfish stuff out of my system so when I have them I can say, Go, run. I have plenty of money, go play.
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I feel like when you have an unauthorized police badge and something that looks like it could be a concealed weapon in the small of your back that when you, someone crosses you, pisses you off, road rage, I think just the slight badge and the little moving away of the jacket and not losing eye contact does amazing things.
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