Quotes by Samantha Jones

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”

“Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.”

“Who cares what you are just enjoy it!”

“I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.”

“Im a trisexual. Ill try anything once.”

“The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.”

“A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.”

“Hes a guy. They dont talk, they fight. Its all that crazy testosterone.”

“Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on.”

“Hello, 911? Im on fire.”

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Letting go is the one last option I have and I am too stubborn to take it