Quotes by Samantha Bee

Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitlers moustache.

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People dont want to stay inside for fear theyll go crazy.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my childrens birthdays too.

Dont judge me. I made a lot of money.