Quotes by Sam Levenson

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

“Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.”

“Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from the responsibilities so that we can be friends.”

“When a child is born, so are grandmothers.”

“Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother”

“Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then dont say it.”

“Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children”

“We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; thats the only way most of us got through.”

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; well find it.”

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You cant possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”

“Im going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!”

“Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.”

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone....We leave you a tradition with a future.The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete.People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed.Never throw out anybody.Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.Your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, its at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Love at first sight is easy to understand its when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.