Quotes by S.J. Perelman

I guess Im just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nations laws.

Youll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because Ill beworking pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible, which may take me almost until eleven oclock.

“I guess Im just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nations laws.”